Bye-Bye Soccer

STLUtdGroupA pair of weekends back, my soccer coaching efforts paused, at least for the next year, or so. After seven years of whistling and cajoling and wheedling camp opportunities and driving car loads of Somalis and occasionally yelling, it seemed a good time to stop, to pursue those always-vague “other opportunities.” Mind you, the time spent with the kids, in retrospect, was totally worthwhile. Knew that all along.

Worked with maybe 75-80 kids over that time, in multiple city parks, on playing surfaces that could sometimes be called, generously, “rough.” There were memorable rainstorms, a handful of road trips, occasional flashes of brilliance and lots of just, plain, simple nice afternoons and evenings spent with the game. But all good things come to an end. I’m thankful for the folks that entrusted their kids to me; and am thankful to the kids themselves, who taught me quite a bit about patience and perseverance. Still not sure I can run a decent practice session, but I do know how to handle young personalities a whole lot better than before.

With the coaching portion of soccer behind me, for the moment, I’ve been toying with a concept. Almost a project. Certainly a radical one, on a purely personal level.

Of late, I’ve come to question the value of taking in professional sports, whether in person, or watching/listening at home. If I were to count the amount of hours spent on just watching soccer on TV, or at some quarter-full stadium, I’d probably start crying. If the time spent, alone, on watching the World Cup over the years came back to me, my book shelves would be completely read, my attempts to watch the 100 greatest films would be finito… who knows how many half-baked projects, currently stacking up to my eyeballs, might be done, or at least in a better state of completion and organization? Yikes.

As of 12:15 CST, Wednesday, June 9, I’m toying with sitting out the World Cup, FIFA South Africa 2010. No TV. No internet check-ups. No trips to Barrister’s, The Amsterdam, O.B. Clark’s. No Germany matches. No U.S. matches. No finals or knockout rounds. No talking about the game. Nothing. Nada. In soccer parlance, nil.

Can it be done?

Will check back in a month on this, right around the time that pre-season training for the Cabrini teams will start. Ugh.

Playing Deejay

Just spent some money on records. Joy! Now with updates.

Radio: Wednesday, May 19, Juxtaposition, 7-9 p.m., kdhx.org (ah, yes, did this one)
Radio: Friday, May 21, Silver Tray, 12-2 p.m., khdx.org (got sick, couldn’t)
Club: The Royale, Friday, May 21, 10 p.m.-1:30 a.m. (plowed through)

Radio: Wednesday, May 26, Juxtaposition, 7-9 p.m., kdhx.org (Rob’s back!)
Club: Thursday, May 27, Bottleworks, 8-11 p.m. (club’s going with live music… scratch)
Radio: Friday, May 28, Silver Tray, 12-2 p.m., kdhx.org (so far as I know)
Club: Friday, May 28, The Halo Bar 10 p.m.-3 a.m. (please join me and drink on my tab)

April’s 13

Is it still April? Oh. Good. Shew.

Questions, open: I really need some questions. Can you help me?

Slow web reading, “11 Ways Tomorrow’s Internet Will Change Everything“: Looking for a size-8 tinfoil cap over here!

Obsessions, “Wax Poetics” magazine: When you get close enough to start thinking about finishing out the up-to-now complete set of a magazine, but then realize that you have, reasonably, about $200 of investing to do… well, you have hit a crossroads in life and in prioritizing, friends.

Bands, Nada Surf: Been a fan since “Popular” put them on the Point-ey map, though they’ve never been in that must-listen-all-the-time vein. But they’re cover of “Enjoy the Silence” from the new “If I Had a Hi-Fi” may put them back into heavier, personal rotation. And you have to love their ingenious website.

Conundrums, rain barrels: How long would you wait to connect with that one guy who makes free-to-you rain barrels before figuring that you might not get one this year even with some heavy spring rains to come? I’m figuring on another week, before officially flipping out.

Lenten sacrifices, Phuc Loi: The hardest part about giving up restaurant food for Lent? No visits to Phuc Loi. Just looking at these pictures wasn’t quite enough.

New garden experiment, onion patch: Planting onions might just be the signal that middle-age is all-encompassing and official. But they’re so fun to plant! And I don’t children, so watch else to watch grow?

Moral reprehensibility, “Kick-Ass”: Roger Ebert’s got it right. And, yet, it was still fun to watch. Yet awful and icky. Yet fun.

Purchases, cable TV: It’s back. Been nice knowing all of you.

Energy drinks, “Lime Wrecker” by Rip It Energy Fuel: Only 99-cents for immediate headache induction and crash-ready sugar rush. Oh, yeah! (More on this soon, elsewhere.)

Books, “The Soccer Book“: Like, the best book on soccer. Wow. Buy it for that special person in your life. (And that’s not me, as someone special already made that buy, thanks.)

Marathons, movies: Inspired by a recent fundraiser from Cinema St. Louis, I’m moved to try a 16-hour cycle of films, with no particular form, other than something light for the waking-up, pre-noon hours. With school about to end, this will happen soon. Very soon. And “Scarface” factors heavily in the planning.

Second seasons, “Flight of the Conchords”: If “I Told You I Was Freaky” isn’t the best thing to ever air on TV… well, I can’t accept another possibility.

DJ Gigs

Self-promotion is good promotion. Sometimes, it’s late promotion.

Tonight: Bottleworks, 8 – 11 p.m.
Tomorrow: Royale, 10 p.m. – 1:30 a.m.
Friday, April 30, Halo: 10 p.m. – 3:00 a.m.

Plus tomorrow’s edition of Silver Tray, noon – 2 p.m.

The spoils of Record Store Day shall be revealed.

“Barbarella…”

Holiday Greetings, Holiday Wishes

First of all, I hope you are enjoying this day, my favorite holiday of the entire year. To date, no one demonstrably screwed with me, in any serious way, but I hope there’s at least a mild incident of chicanery before midnight. Here’s to you, my friends, in all your devious schemings! Happy April Fool’s Day!

Also, I’d be remiss in not wishing myself something for this holiday. Perhaps you could set aside a few dollars for KDHX during this spring season? If so, these shows can use your love:

Thursday, April 1, 2-4: The Record Sto’ (shotgunning for Doug Morgan)
Friday, April 2, 12-2: Silver Tray (joined by everybody’s pal, Rob Levy)
Thursday, April 8, 7-9: Nomadic Reverie (hanging with the lovely and talented Miss Grace)
Friday, April 9, 12-2: Silver Tray (with World’s Coolest Human, Ann Haubrich)

Thanks for the consideration. And, again, happy holiday!

DJ Action

Oh, baby.

Thursday, 5-8 p.m.: The Royale (with Clownvis Presley!)
Thursday, 9 p.m.-midnight: The Bottleworks (first gig there)

Friday, noon-2 p.m.: KDHX 88.1 fm (last week before spring drive)
Friday, 10 p.m.-1:30 a.m.: The Royale (nothing clever to note here)*

* Ah, the fluidity of life, indeed. Jim Utz will be spinning this Friday and I’ll pick up his spin on Friday, April 2.

March’s 13

Cycling off the drug Coumadin (aka Warfarin) right now, so forgive any jumpies or jitteries in this post. Or just in life, generally, as the constitution’s in a bit of an agitated state. So, let’s see if writing clears the cobwebs. We’ll consider this the mass comm edition of the 13 series.

Facebook, St. Louis Hoosiers: Suppose it was a matter of time for a hoosiers page to crop up on Facebook. Suppose that I’m also slightly jealous in not having thought of it.

New crush on old band I, The Attack: Learn up on ’em.

New crush on old band II, Bubble Puppy: Learn up on ’em, too.

New crush on new band, Sleepy Kitty: Where you been hidin’ on me?

Crispin Glover, “Alice in Wonderland”: How is it possible that director Tim Burton worked with Glover and somehow removed the weirdness? And is that in any way a good thing?

When kids kill, “Kick Ass”: Hadn’t heard of the comic. Had only just heard of the film. But when free tickets are dangled, you gotta say “yes.” Now, the story was amusing, the visuals were awesome and the overall vibe was fun, but… seeing 11-year-old’s go on violent (if fictional) killing sprees? At least a bit uncomfortable with that. Gosh, I might be turning into a social conservative!

Meditation advice, Thomas Duckworth’s: Let’s say that you’ve just watched a film of wanton killing. Or you’re cycling off of a drug. Or you just need to calm your ass down a bit. Tune in, click on, space out.

Worst eight-minutes of the year, “Old Dog, New Trick” Q/A session: Last weekend, Jon Scorfina and I were treated to a sold-out show at the Savoy, an old movie theatre turned into a banquet, in the heart of NoCo. The audience chatted and laughed through the film, bursting into applause anytime a recognizable name or face was mentioned. Then came the Q/A with Jon and I, at which point… no one wanted to say anything. It’s been a bit of time since I stood on a stage, bathed in lights, staring out at a sea of people with nothing to say back. Luckily, John Nieman, of KSHE book fame, was able to chat things up a bit before we pulled the plug on the segment and allowed Steve Scorfina to get back to rockin’. To say those few minutes were a painfully awkward bit of time would be understatement. Thankfully, laughter heals all.

The World Cup, Der Mannschaft: It’s time to get serious about World Cup preparations. Test me in a week/two on German tendencies, lineups, formations and substitution patterns. And, after this summer’s event, I am officially renouncing and giving it on the game. Just to put that out there.

Membership drives, KDHX: April 1-11. Oh. My.

BBC.co.uk featurettes, Julia Smillie: Golly, I know somebody who’s an all-world blogger!

Deaths, Angelo Poffo: Wayne St. Wayne just informed me that Angelo Poffo, pops to wrestlers “Leaping” Lanny Poffo and Randy “Macho Man” Savage has passed. A grappler, himself, he died at the ripe age of 84. This type of knowledge isn’t passed around every day, by just anyone.

Videos, Quail and Egg Show on natto: To come full circle, I’m looking for natural substitutes for anti-coagulants and the Japanese sticky paste natto is apparently The Good Stuff. Came across a video about natto today and I feel the need to share, not as much for the actual content (which I find quite delightful), but for the fact that there’s no topic not covered in a whimsical three-minutes on the web:

Distressing

Which is the most distressing?

Option One. Sometimes you just wind up at Pop’s. Let’s say you wind up at Pop’s on a Friday night, get nodded through security, enter the room, then suddenly realize you’re in a Badfish: A Tribute to Sublime concert? Bad enough, right? But the real rub is that there’re at least 800, if not more, raging 21-year-olds enjoying every freakin’ note. Wow. Distressing. But as distressing as…?

Option Two. John Cusack is starring in a film called “Hot Tub Time Machine”. How post-everything can it be really be?

February’s 13

Typing this up at Mangia Italiano, with about a half-dozen people absent-mindedly watching the Super Bowl on a single, 12-inch screen. It’s as if the technological advancements of the past two-decades have never occurred.  How refreshing.

Supposing that it was bound to happen eventually, but seeing old clips on The Unconscious and Pale Divine, from Spotlight’s 1987-88 time period, is rather jarring. Facebook is the great giver of goodness, yet I’m still resistant to reading two-decade-old clips. May as well just accept the arrival of the next historical curiosity.

And speaking of Facebook (and Mangia)… Wayne St. Wayne on Facebook? I’m checking the skies.

Testimony to lameness: Find out about the movie “The Room.” Purchase copy of same via Amazon. Plan to show the film at some type of get-together, or party. Delay actually planning party. Realize that The Tivoli is now going to show it as as a midnight movie. Consider that the film’s been on the shelf for a half-dozen months. Feel lame.

To channel all those writers who pretend to channel Larry King: there is no finer energy drink that Rock Star Original with Ginseng.

Looking for a good rock doucumentary? Recommended: “Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten.”

Urban exploration, photography and social consciousness through alternative sales of art. Oh, no, that’s not of interest. Dave Jordano’s at Chanute AFB are particularly catchy to these eyes.

Not diggin’ “Weeds.”

JK Publishing in St. Louis. Anybody know ’bout this?

And how d’ya change a battery for a remote mouse?

Also: if you’ve decided to eat fish and seafood, how severe is the jump to including duck, alligator and nutria? All have aquatic moments. Talk me off this slippery slope I’m sliding on down, please.

If you’ve not had a chance to see the website CreativeSaintLouis.com, or have not peeked at it recently, please check in. Four weeks’ worth of blog postings later, no deadlines missed, lots of interesting people, places, things highlight. More to come on this topic later in the week.

Recently posted up a YouTube clip of The Incurables playing live on “Silver Tray.” Thought of some recent sets when doing and recalled the amusement of some weeks back, being able to sing along to every word of “Bed” by New World Spirits. Won’t lie. They were never “my band” back in the day, but I respected their work ethic and passionate fans. Years later, the same sound’s there, to a T, despite relatively few rehearsals. And the lyrics? Well, I guess I listened to The Point a little back then.