Which is the most distressing?
Option One. Sometimes you just wind up at Pop’s. Let’s say you wind up at Pop’s on a Friday night, get nodded through security, enter the room, then suddenly realize you’re in a Badfish: A Tribute to Sublime concert? Bad enough, right? But the real rub is that there’re at least 800, if not more, raging 21-year-olds enjoying every freakin’ note. Wow. Distressing. But as distressing as…?
Option Two. John Cusack is starring in a film called “Hot Tub Time Machine”. How post-everything can it be really be?