Uneasy Way

Recently, I got a chance to record a brilliant, three-line pitch for Easy Way, some type of electrode-in-ears/smoking cessation program. (As you can tell, I certainly know the product.) But… the client had to pull my faux-testimonial, due to the medical nature of the service and my lack of, well, actual participation in said program.

My dreams of being back in rotation on late-night, UPN shows are dashed and there’s little that can be said to console me. So, please, do not even try.

The words still ring my electrode-free ears: “I tried it all and nothing worked. Then I went to Easy Way. I haven’t chewed or smoked since.” Sniff.