Night Ranger

It’s consistently funny how you wind up dissecting time. And what strikes you as a meaningful passage of it. A year ago, I distinctly remember being completely, unironically excited about seeing Night Ranger at the Rib America Festival, that celebration of over-eating, over-priced BBQ and over-the-hill classic rockers. As the night drew near, I recruited a friend equally open to experiences and we headed down to Soldier’s Memorial, a light rain alternating with a medium rain. By that point in the evening, the gates were open and the cover was waived, a nice touch.

With the rain falling, the band was delaying the start of the show and so it was time to people-watch. The under-umbrella Night Ranger fans didn’t disappoint. If nothing else, there was always the joy of spotting slightly-tattered, stretched-over-bellies concert tees. “Look, there’s a Nektar!” “Ooh, nice Dream Theater!” It was a fun game, but started to wear as the rain alternated in severity and the band stayed tucked away, dry in their bus. The PA guy steadily announced that they’d be out any minute, which resulted in hearty “woooo!” the first time; that response waned after multiple, broken promises.

Eventually, the band came out and struck all the right poses. Jack Blades worked the stage like an experienced hair metal frontman and his bandmates (seemingly all original, save for a ringer on keyboards) followed suit. A couple songs in, the crowd forgave them the long delay and three or four songs in, the group felt comfortable enough to mix in a new track (yawn) alongside the old hits. And did you know the band penned the theme song to the Michael J. Fox film, “The Secret of My Succe$s”? Well, they did. And they played it.

Whether it was the fifth, or sixth, song I don’t recall (hey, it’s been a YEAR), but the during that cut, the skies opened up again and rain fell sideways. Heavy, drenching rain that came with these quick warning signs: nearby lightning, a rush of very cold wind, then that distinct sound of a curtain of rain about to hit you.

Folks, if you’ve never seen Night Ranger get rained-out mid-show, it’s something you’ll want to see. The band, without so much as a “thank you, St. Louis!” placed their instruments on-stage and disappeared behind banks of lights and Marshall amps. They were there, they were gone. Several classics remained to be played, but… not for the fans of Rib America ’08. And with those fans now drowning in the cloudburst, who could blame them?

Well, folks, they’re back. Night Ranger. At Rib America. Friday, 9 p.m. Can’t make it this year and that’s a shame, but I’ll always have ’08 and the promise of what could’ve been, lighters held aloft, “When You Close Your Eyes” played at 10, multiple Bang Tango t-shirts in close proximity.

Ah, time. You trickster.

(If memory serves correct, that night slowly became morning and an NBA journeyman was spotted at a Washington Park nightclub named after a publishing titan, but that may have all been a dream, and is certainly a story being saved for another day…)

Rocket 88 : Tuesday : 7-10 a.m.

Planning an interesting personal experiment this coming Tuesday, as Darren Snow’s asked me to fill-in for him on his long-running KDHX morning show, “Rocket 88.” The show airs from 7 – 10 a.m., a timeframe with which I’m only intimately familiar with, in part. Specifically, the latter part. Living close to the station, though, I figure that a 6:47 alarm and some fast-actin’ green tea should have have me on the decks by 7:01, no problem. Sure.

Actually, I’m thinking that I might need to spend a bit more time prepping the show than the normal, let’s say, “Silver Tray.”

Plan on dipping into that historical curiosity of trip-hop-pop. To wit, the following cut by Dubstar, “Stars,” a fave of the era and something I’d want to listen to at (GULP!) 7:13 a.m.

Wish me luck. Enjoy this in the meantime, you easy lovers.

Methuselah Says

Ah, the pranks of age. On Thursday, I reached down for my fitness center pass, of all things, only to jam something in my back. The sensation of doing something really wrong was right there: bam! After suffering through some stationary bike riding and and my last regularly-scheduled class of term, I locked up on the walk to the parking garage. As in becoming completely, stock-still frozen and unable to move. Unbelievable. After a trip to the doc and a subsequent ER visit, I’m now enjoying a steady diet of diazepam and hydrochodone and am readying myself for an afternoon of coaching soccer. Which will be done from a chair.

Missed this weekend, already: hanging out with a friend on Thursday; an acupuncture session, a radio show, a DJ gig and a documentary shoot, all on Friday; and a door shift on Saturday. Tricked my way through a house party spin on Saturday night (much fun, with Cherokee Street’s bustle as a background), but have been otherwise too busy trying to stand up to attempt much of anything else, even as money’s flying out of my pocket.

I’ll punch up some “May’s 13” notes as soon as I have a slight bit less anger toward the world. ‘Til then, don’t take your good health for granted, seriously.

Someone should’ve warned me about these things…

DJing in May

Club stuff:

Friday, May 1, The Wedge.
Saturday, May 2, Cinco de Mayo on Cherokee.
Sunday, May 10, The Halo Bar.
Friday, May 22, The Royale.

Radio stuff:

Silver Tray will be featuring live bands every week during May.
Info at the KDHX blog.

Silver Tray in May

Have these fine young Americans slated for a May 1 appearance on Silver Tray: We’re Wolf.

Andrew John/Moss will also be on-air at some point in May, either the 8th or the 15th.

Heck, maybe I should just book up the month. If it requires ultra-minimal work, that’s an idea, indeed.