Boycott

Due to America’s economic downturn, coupled with a distinct sense of holiday-less spirit, Christmas and affiliated traditions have been suspended for this year. Don’t give nothin’, don’t expect nothin’. We’re still cool and next year we’ll have a really sweet treat, affiliated with it, thanks to an idea from Brandyn Jones.

Do, however, expect big news late next week. SO big. Truly.

In the meantime, Happy Festivus, for those of you keeping track of such things.