This is troubling. It’s as if someone is trying to invalidate my entire mid-to-late-20s existence. Next, someone’s going to tell me that Kill Creek and Paw records are going out of print. Or police will come to my door, demanding my entire collection of Pagan Kennedy books.

The sad news: Zima’s being cancelled.

The end result: I’m laying in a stockpile worthy of 1950’s-era “nuclear cupboard.”

It is time to act…