A conversation at school, held minutes ago, in which I, while conversing, am wearing a suit. Which you would’ve probably intuited, sure, from the text below. Still, it’s a key, this suit, and should be noted, expressly.
Me (in suit): Minding my own damned business at the copier.
School boss: “Why are you wearing a suit?”
Me (in suit): “Because it’s Halloween.”
School boss: “What are you supposed to be?”
Me (in suit): “A media professor.”
School boss: Blank stare. Moment’s pause. Then: “Oh.”